January 19, 2010
Google Apple Nokia Tevanian

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Last week I told you that the whole “China censorship” thing was a ruse with the real reason being that Google’s mobile plans were being blocked by a rival with greater influence there, and they needed a “noble sounding device” to blame it on. Now the postponement of Google’s Mobile projects in China has come to pass.  The causal order was nicely flipped by Google, eh?  I say, yoo betcha.

Steve Jobs is pissed at Eric Schmidt for extorting him to look the other way so Google can clone the iPhone.  SteveJ has criminal extortion against Eric (for threatening to out him), Eric has massive fraud and racketeering against SteveJ.  Nobody moves.  All’s good. Nokia and Palm have Foley & Lardner for a lawyer, Apple has Weil Gotshal & Manges.  (Of course both have many others but these 2 are the pivotal ones)  The people at Foley who are close personal friends with Weil are passing info back to Weil for SteveJ.  SteveJ says Nokia can’t touch him because they’re engaging in fraud and obstruction of justice just by playing this game, so he’s safe.  Palm & Nokia wanted to use the fact that SteveJ fucking stole the reference design of the iPhone, iPod Touch and Tablet from that dead chink, to sink Apple, but Foley and Weil are manipulating their respective sides to drag it out as long as possible, with ITC shit and stuff like that. Tit 4 Tat, same legal moves on each end shit. I suppose its all good for milking billable hours out of these mother fuckers.  Tevanian has joined Elevation Partners thinking “We’re gonna fuck over SteveJ and take over the iPhone market”.  Jon & Fred & Avie are just so happy.  Hah! Apple has all this loot from the iPhone to buy the results they want, and all these fucking lawyers are for sale afterall.  Apple’s got an edge on Nokia and Palm, unless Jon somehow goes free agent and outs SteveJ by himself.  About the tablet, those NY Times faggots are helping loads with the spin, aren’t they?

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